Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
And then he peed in my hair
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