all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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