doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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