im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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