So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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