Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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