dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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