problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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