they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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