He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
