windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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