Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Randomize
