Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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