no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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