we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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