I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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