the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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