So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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