just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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