Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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