I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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