My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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