I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
A bitchslap is in order.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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