Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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