Whoa Z and x make the same sound
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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