You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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