my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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