dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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