Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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