She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Someone signed my nipple.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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