Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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