that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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