Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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my shit smells like andre
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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