She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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