I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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