I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
it hurts more in the daytime
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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