Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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