I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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