Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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