I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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