I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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