Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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