i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.