if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.