at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.