38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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