yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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