No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
zippers are such a cool invention
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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