At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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