xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
wow bdsm is so cute
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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