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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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