I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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