I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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