how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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