The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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