I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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