idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's blow job season.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Randomize
