ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i will never coherently bang her
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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