It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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