and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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